Baby Beethoven Gifts

Baby Playing Violin

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Baby Piano

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He looks just like your husband."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Leonore from Fidelio

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'It's a chicken.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Technology is for babies!"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'Go forth and multiply!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Proud mums.