Tiny Beethoven Gifts

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baby Piano

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

The Hobby Store

Double Bass

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby Playing Violin

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

One!

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Leaping

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"He wants to be an architect."

Little Piano

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Bass Clef

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."