Tiny Da Vinci Gifts

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"He likes it."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Double Bass

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Four children playing the flute.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby Playing Violin

Kid doing cave paintings

Martial Arts

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Leaping

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Little Piano

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Baby's First Opera

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

The Flea Circus.

A child making an assumption based on appearances.

"What makes people wear clogs?"

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

Toddler playing the cello

'When do we eat? My stomach can hold out for about eight more minutes before panic sets in.'

"I dreamed ... (sob) ... I was ... (sob) ... the president."

Model Village Toilets