Tiny Visionary Gifts

"I dreamed ... (sob) ... I was ... (sob) ... the president."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Double Bass

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Lost and Profound.

"Write about robots."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

So tell me, Junior.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."