Tiny Visionaries Gifts

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

The Book Club

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

Model Village

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

Wine-O-vision

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

"There was nothing on so I'm seeing if there's anything off."

'You have a lot to learn about watching television -- that's an educational program!'

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"

"My life goals? Well, right now it's a toss-up between being president or a corporate raider..."