Tiny Visionaries Mugs

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

The Book Club

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"They think I don't have a clue."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Sippy cup holders!"

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

Model Village

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

Wine-O-vision

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists?

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"

'You have a lot to learn about watching television -- that's an educational program!'