Baby Beethoven Pillows

Baby Playing Violin

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Baby Piano

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

celebrating a birth.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Leonore from Fidelio

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Proud mums.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

'Go forth and multiply!'