Beat Baby Pillows

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Baby Piano

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Baby Playing Violin

New music conference

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Music producers.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

The Music Lover.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Jack Kerouac

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

She Had Enough To Drink.

Future Micro MGR.

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Goal!"

Baby's First Opera

Teddy sweeping up zzz

'I play it to kill time.'

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'