Beat Baby Pillows

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Baby Piano

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby Playing Violin

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Music producers.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

George Martin

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

The Music Lover.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Future Micro MGR.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

She Had Enough To Drink.

Jack Kerouac

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Goal!"

'I play it to kill time.'

Baby's First Opera

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

Teddy sweeping up zzz