Baby Buzz Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

"What are you in for?"

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

Feeding the baby

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

The dream works when the team works

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

Up the duff!

'Excuse me Madam!!'

"Your din-din is in tintin."

"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"