Baby Buzz Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"What are you in for?"

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

Feeding the baby

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

The dream works when the team works

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

Up the duff!

'Excuse me Madam!!'

"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"