Beethoven Buff Pillows

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

The concert that never was. . .

Beethoven

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Horti-Culture

"Out damn Spot

"That is an outrageous slur."

Allegro con molto espresso

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Downton Abbey Road"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

"Scotch and water musick."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Out, damned Spot.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Leonore from Fidelio

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Football Sculpture.

Mozart with a violin case.