Beatnik Aficionado Pillows

Like, Real Gone...

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The Just Me Band"

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

I love Marimba

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Candles on Drum

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Subway Chanteys

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

The Heptathlon

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Drummers

Man playing the timpani drum.

We'd like you to write us a catchy jingle...

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"To jailed comrades!"