Beatnik Aficionado Prints

Like, Real Gone...

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The Just Me Band"

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

I love Marimba

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Candles on Drum

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

The Beatles

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Subway Chanteys

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

The Heptathlon

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Drummers

Man playing the timpani drum.

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

We'd like you to write us a catchy jingle...

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

She's a latte animal.

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Your heart is beating in 5/4 time, Mr. Fusco. I was listening to an old Dave Brubeck album this morning.

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

"To jailed comrades!"

Novelties. Look! I got a rubber singing fish! Neat! An I-Cod! (Published originally May 28, 2007.)