Beatnik Lover Prints

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Marimba

"Now I really hate poetry."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Club DJ.

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Liam Gallagher

Like, Real Gone...

Homing Beatnik

Pink Floyd.

Terry Wogan

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

The Heptathlon

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"I see Grandad's dropped off again."

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

"Drats! It’s Manbat."

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

"You sure must like bats."