Beatnik Appreciator Pillows

"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Men dancing

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Like, Real Gone...

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

The Heptathlon

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

'What song is it you want to hear!'

She's a latte animal.

Punch and Judy on Ice.

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"