Beatnik Appreciator Mugs

"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Mohamed Salah

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Men dancing

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Like, Real Gone...

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Mary McCarthy.

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

The Heptathlon

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

Punch and Judy on Ice.

She's a latte animal.

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"