Beethoven Buff T-Shirts

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

The concert that never was. . .

Beethoven

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Horti-Culture

"Out damn Spot

"That is an outrageous slur."

Allegro con molto espresso

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Piano Keyboard

"Scotch and water musick."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Out, damned Spot.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Leonore from Fidelio

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow