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Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"

"So it sort of balances out then, doesn't it."

"Downton Abbey Road"

The fifth Beatle.

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

"What?..John Lennon!..Well no wonder I can't find work.I'm an Elvis impersonator."

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

A hard day's night.

The Beatles

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Lennon and McCartney.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yoko Ono

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ringo releases his latest record.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

The Fab Four

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"