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Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Elevator Music

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."