Beatles Aficionado Pillows

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

The Beatles

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

Lennon and McCartney.

The Missing Sock Returns

Anna Calvi

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

"Downton Abbey Road"

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Jimi Hendrix.

Yoko Ono

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."