Baby Bandleader Gifts

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Four children playing the flute.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

celebrating a birth.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Baby rocks!

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

The Drummer

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Home school marching band"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Family.

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Ian Dury

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Children playing percussion instruments.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

Be A Doctor

Feeding the baby

Twins

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

Baby delivery