Bus Bandleader Gifts

A Bus Conductor.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Four children playing the flute.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

Joe Henry

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Von Trapp family masks

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Bus for Giraffes.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

Bus Stop

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.