Bus Banter Lover Gifts

Bus rally tour

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Vacation Bus Photo

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Doubledecker bus stop

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Here comes Ted.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Octo-Bus.

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

The Bus Stop.

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

BEER BELLY

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'