Baby Baller Gifts

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

celebrating a birth.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Basketball

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Twins

Covid Babies

She Had Enough To Drink.

Baby delivery

Be A Doctor

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'We're calling him 'Quits'.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

Before and After Tattoos.

'What a beautiful baby.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Father Christmas didn't bring me a baby.'

Crowd of ladies giving attention to a baby whilst a jealous boy looks on.