Baby Baller Gifts

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

celebrating a birth.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Basketball

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Twins

Baby delivery

Covid Babies

Be A Doctor

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

'We're calling him 'Quits'.'

'What a beautiful baby.'

Before and After Tattoos.

Baby Shower.

'Father Christmas didn't bring me a baby.'

Crowd of ladies giving attention to a baby whilst a jealous boy looks on.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'