Baby Prodigy Gifts

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Little chef.

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Technology is for babies!"

Violinist.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Orchestra