Tiny Prodigy Gifts

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

Rage.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Double Bass

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Violinist.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Still on your left."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Orchestra

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Flautist

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.