Beethoven Fan Gifts

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Leonore from Fidelio

Baby Piano

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Paul Ree

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Fab Four

Otto von Bismarck

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Welcome to Scotland...

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Mozart

Ludwig von Beethoven

Like, Real Gone...

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

The Beatles

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Ludwig van Beethoven

'NEXT!'

Performer

'Well, yes he is good, but basically all he's done is rewrite old Beatles melodies.'

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

Ant Mishbehavin'

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

The Heptathlon

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'