Beethoven Enthusiast Gifts

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'Aaah!...Beethoven's umpteenth.'

Baby Piano

Trump! The Musical

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Tong!"

Rose Toast

Leonore from Fidelio

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Michail Glinka

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Champagne Polka

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Bass Clef

Ludwig von Beethoven

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

Johann Strauss

Liza Minnelli

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Like, Real Gone...

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."