Avocado And Angler Gifts

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Avocado Timeline

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Avacados

Fishing Holes

"We have big news!"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Avocado Prices

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Man spear fishing in book

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

No 2 Hook

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Hamburger Bait