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'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

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'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

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Fishing Holes

"We have big news!"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

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Man spear fishing in book

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

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"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."