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'Need anything today?'

Hamburger Bait

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Ice fisher.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'