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'Need anything today?'

Hamburger Bait

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Ice fisher.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Tzatzikicicle

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Bored?'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Culture clash

Clam Spearing

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'