Avid Vacationer Gifts

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Camping.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...