Avid Travelers Gifts

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Type Z Behaviour.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

'Well? How was the flight?'