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'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"You fly into a window, too?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'