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Your Luggage

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Kardiff.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Alternative Airport

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

Man Painting Road.

'Well? How was the flight?'

Type Z Behaviour.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"