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You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Vacation Bus Photo

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Your Luggage

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"Valhalla."

"Except moles, madam."

The Friendly Antipodes

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Traveller's Luggage.

Whale Watching.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

Train back from Glyndebourne.

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'