Transit Traveler T-Shirts

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

A white collar cow.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground