Avid Train Traveler Gifts

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Vacation Bus Photo

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Your Luggage

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"Valhalla."

"Except moles, madam."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

Train back from Glyndebourne.

Whale Watching.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

The Friendly Antipodes

Traveller's Luggage.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."