Avid Comic Reader Gifts

"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.