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"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

wattle covers

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'