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"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"At least she's reading."

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

TV vs Reading

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Subtitle

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Quite literary.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"