Avid Comic Reader Pillows

"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

wattle covers

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'