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Gun Control Legislation

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

TV vs Reading

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

The Subtitle

Quite literary.

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

Your library book is overdue.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Read this book! It will never be a motion picture or even a made for TV movie.

Harold Pinter

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Bookmobile.

"Must you insist on reading like that?!"