Automotive Researcher Gifts

'Yes, officer, I was speeding, but in the interest of scientific research.'

In the Guru District

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Electric car

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Natural gas

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'Nice smile.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."