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'Yes, officer, I was speeding, but in the interest of scientific research.'

In the Guru District

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Electric car

Natural gas

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Nice smile.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"