Automobile Researcher T-Shirts

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Bob's Driving School.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Natural gas

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Nice smile.'

'We've found the problem...'