Automobile Researcher Pillows

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Bob's Driving School.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Natural gas

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Nice smile.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."