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"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Route 666

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.