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'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'They've really come down in price.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

How's my abducting?

Lucky car.

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.