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'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'They've really come down in price.'

"In the old days, guy cars were guy cars!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

How's my abducting?

Lucky car.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"This is the time of year we give thanks for all we have."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."