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"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Nice park. . .

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Nice smile.'

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Chicken Coupe.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'