Classic Car Nostalgist T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Chicken Coupe.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'